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My name is Colin and I'm a business designer.

If you'd like to read some of my more long-form thoughts, you can find them at colinraney.com.

Pearls of Wisdom

From “Fourteen Things That it Took Me 50 Years to Learn” by Dave Barry, full list here

  • If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be “meetings.”

  • People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them.

  • You should not confuse your career with your life.

  • Nobody cares if you can’t dance well. Just get up and dance.

  • The most destructive force in the universe is gossip.

  • You will never find anybody who can give you a clear and compelling reason why we observe daylight savings time.

  • There comes a time when you should stop expecting other people to make a big deal about your birthday. That time is age eleven.

  • The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion, economic status or ethnic background, is that, deep down inside, we ALL believe that we are above-average drivers.

  • A person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person. (This is very important. Pay attention. It never fails.)
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